Serving Tea Hotter Than the Boston Harbor – 20oz Tumbler of Patriotic Chaos

Serving Tea Hotter Than the Boston Harbor – 20oz Tumbler of Patriotic Chaos

Forget fireworks — this tumbler is the real explosive. Whether you're declaring emotional independence, ghosting your entire family group chat, or just need 20oz of iced vengeance to survive the 4th of July BBQ, this is your ride-or-die beverage vessel.

Serving Tea Hotter Than the Boston Harbor is not just a catchphrase — it’s a lifestyle. It's the energy of unhinged Founding Fathers. It's throwing shade while holding a sparkler. It's sipping scalding truth while your uncle rants about gas prices. And thanks to its vacuum-insulated stainless steel body, it keeps your drinks hot enough to melt egos — or cold enough to chill your petty revenge.

Wrapped in a glossy, red-white-and-deranged finish and sealed with a rubber-gasket push-on lid, this chaotic patriot keeps your drink locked in tighter than the Supreme Court’s group chat.

Dishwasher safe, because freedom means never scrubbing a tumbler by hand.

Features:

• 20oz (0.59 l) of pure, caffeinated liberty

• Stainless steel body, chaotic energy

• Double-wall vacuum insulation for ultimate hot/cold drama

• Glossy finish so it reflects your delusions of grandeur

• Push-on lid with rubber gasket (no cap, just vibes)

• Rounded corners to smooth out the explosions

• Dishwasher safe, because America

Pair with fireworks, family tension, and a burning desire to start a new republic from your porch.
Let freedom sip. 💥