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Born in the Wrong Star System Tumbler | 20oz Skinny Matte Drinkware - BlackBorn in the Wrong Star System – 20oz Starseed Tumbler Ever feel like Earth was a clerical error in your soul’s reincarnation paperwork? Same. This tumbler is for the chronically interdimensional—the starseeds stuck in late-stage capitalism, the quantum leapers who got off at the...
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Intergalactic Baddie – Cosmic Hydration for the Energetically Selective - BlackFuel your rise through the multiverse with the “Intergalactic Baddie” tumbler — the sleek, stainless-steel chalice for those who slay across dimensions. Whether you're quantum-leaping into a Monday meeting or just vibing on your balcony waiting for aliens to beam you out, this tumbler...
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“I Only Resonate Above 528 Hz” – Cosmic Hydration for the Energetically Selective - Black“I Only Resonate Above 528 Hz” – Cosmic Hydration for the Energetically Selective This isn’t just a tumbler — it’s a portable force field against low-vibrational nonsense. Whether you're manifesting under a full moon, dissociating during small talk, or pretending to listen on Zoom,...
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Absurdist Organic Cotton Tote Bag - BlackFor those of us who’ve looked around, shrugged at the chaos, and decided to carry it all with a smirk — meet your new favorite existential sidekick: the "Absurdist" tote. Whether you're hauling emotional baggage, overpriced oat milk, or the weight of late-stage capitalism,...
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Earthbound Starseed Organic Cotton Tote Bag - Cosmic Design for Eco-Conscious Souls - BlackFor the cosmic soul stuck in a capitalist simulation. You may have originated from the Pleiades, but that grocery list is very much from Earth. The Earthbound Starseed tote is here to carry your 3D burdens with 5D style. Made from 100% organic cotton...
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Determinist Organic Cotton Tote Bag - Black"Determinist" Organic Canvas ToteBecause nothing is a choice… except sustainable fashion. Welcome to the tote that knows everything was always going to happen exactly like this—including you reading this description, questioning your autonomy, and adding it to your cart. The "Determinist" tote is for...
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Intergalactic Baddie Organic Cotton Tote Bag - Black“Intergalactic Baddie” – Earth Was Never Your Final Destination This isn’t just a tote — it’s a personality portal. Made for the celestial femme-fatale, the galactic scholar, or the unbothered starseed who’s too evolved for this Earth-plane nonsense. Whether you're hopping timelines, dodging bad...
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Soul Cartographer Organic Cotton Tote Bag - BlackSoul Cartographer – Organic Cotton Tote Bag for Myth Makers & Memory Hoarders For the ones mapping their trauma like constellations.For the wanderers tracing healing like sacred geometry.For you — the Soul Cartographer. This tote isn’t just a bag. It’s a soft, durable archive...
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Existentialist Organic Cotton Tote Bag - Black✨ A cosmos on your shoulder. A void in your heart. ✨ Wander through the simulation with this beautifully bleak tote bag declaring what every philosophy major and overthinker already knows: you are but stardust in denial. Superimposed on the infinite cosmos, the word...
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Solipsist Organic Cotton Tote Bag - BlackSolipsist Tote – From the “Ode to Carl Jung” Collection “To confront your own unconscious is to step into the cosmos within.” This is more than a tote bag — it’s a vessel for inner alchemy. The Solipsist Tote is for those on the...
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Divine Love Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line for Spiritual ReflectionIntroducing the perfect companion for your thoughts and ideas: a charming Spiral Notebook. This delightful notebook features a beautifully printed front cover, radiating positive energy with a soft pastel heart design that inspires creativity and mindfulness. Its compact size makes it ideal for journaling,...
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Yearning for Cosmic Alignment- Spiral NotebookYearning for Cosmic Alignment – Spiral Notebook (6"x8") Some notebooks are for tasks. This one is for transmissions. The Yearning for Cosmic Alignment notebook is your portal to higher thought, surreal dreams, and the kind of journal entries that read like psychic dispatches. Wrapped...
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Inspirational Spiral Notebook - Believe in Your MagicElevate your note-taking experience with this enchanting Spiral Notebook. Tucked between dreamy illustrations and inspiring quotes, it's perfect for capturing thoughts, dreams, or daily musings. The notebook invites creativity, making it an ideal companion for students, writers, or anyone looking to infuse a touch...
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Islamic dua JournalThis cosmic themed journal with Quranic verses is a powerful tool for Muslims to outline their prayers on this holy month of Ramadan. It provides a peaceful and reflective atmosphere for users to express themselves and connect with their faith. Perfect for those looking...
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Islamic Journal - Ramadan Faith Boost Journal with Quranic VersesMotivational Islamic journal with Quranic verses for Muslims who seek to increase their faith during this holy month of Ramadan. Perfect for reflecting, writing, and connecting spiritually.Product features- 90gsm blank paper for unlimited expression- Casewrap binding for flat opening- Matte laminated cover for durability-...
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Islamic Journal - Ramadan Motivational Journal for MuslimsIslamic motivational journal for Muslims seeking to increase their faith and good deeds during Ramadan. Perfect for expressing thoughts and reflections, this journal is relevant for those looking to enhance their spirituality during this holy month.Product features- 90gsm paper for expressive writing- Casewrap binding...
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Surah Ar-Rad Cosmic Dua JournalCapture your thoughts and dreams in this stunning journal. The mesmerizing starry design creates a sense of wonder and inspiration, making it perfect for anyone who loves writing, drawing, or journaling. This versatile journal can fit seamlessly into daily life—take it to work, school,...
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Motivational Islamic JournalMotivational Islamic journal with quranic verses for those seeking to strengthen their faith on this holy month of Ramadan. Vibrant prints and full wraparound print make this journal a perfect companion for spiritual reflection and personal growth. Ideal for individuals observing Ramadan.Product features- Vibrant...
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Cosmic Inspiration Hard Backed Journal with Inspirational VersesUnleash your creativity with this exquisite hard backed journal. Designed for dreamers, writers, and artists, it provides a vibrant canvas for your thoughts and ideas. The bright, crisp colors elevate your writing experience, making it a delightful addition to your daily routine. Perfect for...
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I'm Burnt Out Tote Bag - NaturalThis 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same...
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