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I Rebuke Cancer Men - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - Black"I Rebuke Cancer Men" Tote Bag A spiritual shield disguised as a tote. A talisman against tearful manipulation and weaponized nostalgia. For those who have suffered at the hands of emotionally cryptic moonboys who think a crying selfie at 2 a.m. counts as communication....
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Libra Men Phobic Tote Bag for the Astrology Girlies - BlackLibra Men Phobic Tote — For Survivors of Man-Princess Mayhem He said he wasn’t ready for commitment… but somehow had a mood board for your entire relationship.He ghosted you over a tone shift. Yours.He wore more rings than you, cried prettier than you, and...
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Fuck Gemini Men Tote Bag - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - Black“Fuck Gemini Men” Tote – Because One Personality Was Already Too Much He walked in quoting Nietzsche and left you on read. Twice.He called you his twin flame, but somehow you were the only one burning.He says he’s not being inconsistent—he’s just “complex.” Girl,...
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Suffering From Taurus Man Induced PTSD - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - BlackSuffering From Taurus Man Induced PTSD — Tote Bag You gave him loyalty. He gave you a half-assed situationship and three-day response times. Now you're left with trust issues, a nervous system in ruins, and this bag. This isn't just a tote. It's a...
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Scorpio Man Survivor - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - Black“Scorpio Man Survivor” Tote BagLimited edition. Just like your trust in humanity. You dated a Scorpio man.You survived.We don’t know whether to congratulate you or hand you a salt bath and a legal team. This tote is for the emotionally maimed, the astrologically betrayed,...
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Cancel Aries Men - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - BlackCancel Aries Men A fashionable exorcism for impulsive fire sign damage. Let’s face it. You never stood a chance. He entered your life like a spontaneous combustion: no warning, no plan, just vibes and the vague smell of gasoline. Said he loved your "spirit,"...
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Aquarius Men Belong in Prison - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - BlackAquarius Men Belong in Prison Bhis tote is for those who’ve survived the emotional terrorism of an Aquarius man who thought a book on quantum theory made him emotionally literate. The kind of man who’ll write a dissertation on freedom while breadcrumbing you...
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The Devil Comes in the Form of a Capricorn Man - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers - BlackThe Devil Comes in the Form of a Capricorn Man" Tote BagHe didn’t ghost you. He scheduled your abandonment three months in advance and logged it in his productivity app under “strategic detachment.” This isn’t just a tote—it’s a public service announcement, a warning...
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