Absurdist Organic Cotton Tote Bag

For those of us who’ve looked around, shrugged at the chaos, and decided to carry it all with a smirk — meet your new favorite existential sidekick: the "Absurdist" tote. Whether you're hauling emotional baggage, overpriced oat milk, or the weight of late-stage capitalism, this bag gets you.

Crafted from 100% organic cotton canvas (because we might be nihilists but we’re still eco-conscious), it’s as sturdy as your coping mechanisms and as durable as your generational trauma. With heavy 10 oz fabric, a 2.6-gallon capacity, and a 26.3" handle for easy over-the-shoulder indifference, this tote is made for Gen Zs and Millennials who laugh in the face of the void — then ask the void for vibes.

Whether you're spiraling through the grocery store or wandering the streets contemplating whether reality is a joke, the “Absurdist” tote is here to say: nothing matters... but at least you look iconic.

Product Features:

• 🌱 100% OCS-certified Organic Cotton

• 💪 Heavy fabric (10 oz /yd² or 340 g/m²) built to survive both errands and existential crises

• 👜 One size (15" x 16.5") — roomy enough for books, snacks, and existential dread

• 🧵 Sewn-in label for that legit finishing touch