Adulthood and Capitalism Got Me Fucked Up Foam Yoga Mat

Lightweight foam yoga mats for who have been scammed by the deceitful promise of adulthood and have to allocate a portion of their paycheck to keep their nervous system from spontaneously combusting. 

.: One size: 24″ x 72" (61cm x 183 cm)
.: 0.25" (0.65cm) thick
.: Material: 100% foam (synthetic thermoplastic)
.: Edge to edge print
.: Lightweight