Born in the Wrong Star System Tumbler | 20oz Skinny Matte Drinkware

Born in the Wrong Star System – 20oz Starseed Tumbler

Ever feel like Earth was a clerical error in your soul’s reincarnation paperwork? Same. This tumbler is for the chronically interdimensional—the starseeds stuck in late-stage capitalism, the quantum leapers who got off at the wrong frequency, and the spiritually burnt-out Gen Z & Millennials who are so over this glitchy simulation.

Wrapped in a nebula print and captioned with the painfully relatable “Born in the wrong star system,” this 20oz cosmic chalice isn’t just an accessory—it’s a cry for help... with hydration.

✨ Vibe Check + Product Features:

• Material: Double-wall, food-grade 18/8 stainless steel—because even your drink deserves protection from this toxic world.

• Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours (for when you’re dissociating through space and time)

• Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours (because spiritual awakenings take caffeine)

• Powder-coated matte finish – soft like your healing era

• Non-tapered slim shape – fits car cup holders and existential crises

• Screw-on lid + matching straw – zero spills, maximum mood

• BPA-free and non-toxic – unlike your last relationship

• Hand wash only – because dishwasher energy is too chaotic

Sip in silence, stare into the void, and know you're not alone in being cosmically misplaced. This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s emotional support for the spiritually fried.