"Charging My Crystals & My Restraining Order" – Trendy Eco-Friendly Carryall

For the spiritually unhinged and legally entangled.

Some days, you're manifesting abundance. Other days, you're manifesting bail money. Why not do both—stylishly?

Crafted from heavy-duty 100% cotton canvas, this tote is your go-to sidekick for full moon rituals, late-night breakdowns, grocery runs, or court dates. With reinforced self-fabric handles, it’s built to carry everything from your sage bundle to your simmering fury.

Whether you're hexing your ex, hoarding incense, or just trying to make it through another day without screaming at HR—this bag holds the chaos and the crystals.

Product Features:

• 100% durable cotton canvas (strong enough to carry emotional baggage)

• Flat corners for a seamless, cursed-but-chic aesthetic

• Reinforced self-fabric handles for rage shopping in comfort

• Heavy fabric built for long-lasting dysfunction

• Available in natural and black (like your aura on Monday)

✨ Care Instructions:

• Spot clean like the responsible adult you pretend to be

• No bleach (even if you’re tempted)

• Line dry under a blood moon

• DO NOT iron the print unless you're trying to start another fire

Because you’re not just healing. You’re plotting.