“I Only Resonate Above 528 Hz” – Cosmic Hydration for the Energetically Selective

“I Only Resonate Above 528 Hz” – Cosmic Hydration for the Energetically Selective

This isn’t just a tumbler — it’s a portable force field against low-vibrational nonsense. Whether you're manifesting under a full moon, dissociating during small talk, or pretending to listen on Zoom, this celestial cylinder is your hydration companion through every dimension.

Crafted for the over-it and energetically evolved, this skinny matte tumbler is basically a mood stabilizer in stainless steel. It tells the world: “If you’re not vibrating at love, miracles, or above — keep your energy, Karen.”

Infused with cosmic sass and high-vibe realness, it holds 24 hours of cold and 12 hours of hot because your coffee deserves to be as unwavering as your boundaries. The sleek matte finish feels like the smooth exterior of your healed inner child, and the color-popped design says “I'm spiritually aligned and aesthetically annoying.”

So whether you’re sipping iced matcha on your way to Reiki class or trying to ground yourself in the line at the DMV, this tumbler’s got you. Hydrate like someone who's already quantum-leaped out of emotional co-dependence.

Product Features

🌈 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps your vibes high and your drinks at optimal quantum temperature: hot for 12 hours, cold for 24.
🧪 Non-Toxic & BPA-Free – Because you cleared your chakras and don’t need to be microdosing poison anymore.
💫 Screw-On Lid with Matching Straw – Hydration and main character energy in one easy sip.
🪩 Durable 18/8 Stainless Steel – Built for spiritual warfare, inner child healing, and chaotic road trips.
🖼️ High-Quality Print – Radiates just enough chaotic energy to start a conversation… or end one.

Care Instructions:
🧼 Hand wash only, babe. Spiritual elevation doesn't mean you get to disrespect the merch.