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For the chronically over it, dangerously caffeinated, and spiritually teetering on the edge. This mug is more than just drinkware—it’s a quiet manifesto, a ceramic reminder that your inner demons deserve their morning coffee too.
Because let’s be real: some days, the only thing keeping you from an unfiltered act of chaos is the slow, meditative process of sipping something hot and pretending you have inner peace. This mug doesn’t judge. It understands. It’s here for those who fantasize about snapping but settle for sarcasm instead.
Perfect for:
The high-functioning, low-tolerance caffeine addict.
Anyone whose patience evaporates faster than their morning coffee.
Those who need a subtle threat disguised as a workplace accessory.
The walking red flag with a heart of gold (and a court-ordered meditation app).
- Ceramic construction – Sturdy, like your grudges.
- Microwave & dishwasher safe – Effortless, just like your moral flexibility.
- 11oz / 15oz capacity – Enough caffeine to suppress your intrusive thoughts.
- Bold, high-contrast print – Because subtlety is for people who let things go.
- Microwave safe – For when you need your coffee as hot as your existential crises.
- Dishwasher safe – Because nobody with this mug has the energy to hand-wash.
- Handle with caution – Both the mug and the person holding it.
It’s not just a mug. It’s a silent cry for help. Sip accordingly.
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