Intergalactic Baddie Organic Cotton Tote Bag

“Intergalactic Baddie” – Earth Was Never Your Final Destination

This isn’t just a tote — it’s a personality portal. Made for the celestial femme-fatale, the galactic scholar, or the unbothered starseed who’s too evolved for this Earth-plane nonsense. Whether you're hopping timelines, dodging bad vibes, or just carrying overpriced oat milk, the Intergalactic Baddie Tote is here to say: “I came from the stars and brought snacks.”

Crafted from 100% organic cotton canvas and OCS-certified for the ethically enlightened, this bag is as conscious as your spiritual awakening and twice as durable as your situationship from 2022. With a roomy 2.6-gallon capacity and sturdy 26" handles, it’s perfect for crystal hauls, trauma workbooks, or your alien abduction gear.

The high-detail print turns heads and possibly opens portals. It's not just a look — it’s a vibration.

Product Features

🪐 100% Organic Cotton Canvas – Soft enough for your inner child, strong enough for your shadow work journal.
🌍 Heavy-Duty Fabric – 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²) of “don’t test me.”
🛸 One Size – 15" x 16.5" (38.1cm x 41.9cm): because dimension-hopping requires room.
🚀 Long 26.3" Handles – For throwing it over your shoulder as you exit toxic timelines.
🌱 Eco-Conscious AF – Sourced responsibly, because even baddies reduce their carbon footprint.

Whether you're grocery shopping in a parallel universe or walking into therapy like a cosmic diva, the “Intergalactic Baddie” tote is your spiritual sidekick. It says:

“Yes, I have childhood trauma. Yes, I talk to my plants. Yes, I slay across galaxies.”

You didn’t reincarnate just to carry a boring bag.
🛸✨ Beam up your baggage — in style.