'Representative Democracy, They Said' Black Coffee Mug - 11oz & 15oz

Ah, yes. The illusion of choice. The theater of ballots. The sacred ritual of pressing a button, only to watch the same play with slightly different actors. If you’ve ever stared into the abyss of modern governance and thought, this feels like a group project where I did none of the work but still got an F, this is for you.

Perfect for:

• Those who read the news like it’s dystopian fiction.

• Voters who participate but know better than to hope.

• People who understand that no matter who wins, the lobbyists stay winning.

• Anyone who’s considered running for office—just to speedrun corruption.

 Whether you’re trudging to work under the weight of late-stage capitalism or sipping coffee while contemplating how much fraud is too much fraud, this piece is a subtle, stylish nod to the biggest joke of all: the system itself.

Product Features:

✔️ Glossy ceramic finish for that polished, dystopian aesthetic.
✔️ Vibrant colors because the world may be bleak, but your mug shouldn’t be.
✔️ Microwave-safe for when your rage needs reheating.
✔️ Dishwasher-safe because scrubbing by hand feels a little too symbolic.
✔️ Lead & BPA-free—the system poisons you enough already.

Care Instructions:

- Dishwasher: Place on the top rack and let the machine do its job (unlike elected officials).
- Hand-wash: Use warm water and dish soap, just like you rinse off the stench of another broken promise.