Scorpio Man Survivor - Stylish and Whimsical Design for Astrology Lovers

“Scorpio Man Survivor” Tote Bag
Limited edition. Just like your trust in humanity.

You dated a Scorpio man.
You survived.
We don’t know whether to congratulate you or hand you a salt bath and a legal team.

This tote is for the emotionally maimed, the astrologically betrayed, and the brave few who thought they could fix him. It holds trauma, iced coffee, and the weight of 87 unanswered “wyd?” texts sent at 2:36AM.

Made for:

• People who mistake mystery for depth

• Victims of “I’m not like other guys, I journal” energy

• Those still recovering from the eye contact that felt like a soul contract

✨ Witchy enough for hexes, strong enough for court documents
✨ Machine washable — unlike your memory of him

🛠️ Product Features (a.k.a. Emotional Support Specs):

• 100% Polyester Body — Lightweight but durable, like your delusion.

• Reinforced Stitching on Handles — Because emotional baggage gets heavy.

• Boxed Corners — Room for books, crystals, or the weight of your betrayal.

• Available in 5 Handle Colors — To match your aura… or your revenge plan.

• 3 Size Options — Small (denial), Medium (acceptance), Large (blocking him on everything).

Buy it now.
Before he texts you “hey” from a burner account. Again.