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  • 🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
    🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
    Democracy.exe (404 Not Found) Mug  Representative democracy.exe has stopped responding. Citizens.input ignored. Elections.sim stuck in loop. Welcome to the façade—where governance runs on corporate overrides and freedom exists only as a branding exercise. This black ceramic mug features retro-terminal code exposing the sham of...
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    🇺🇸 Pay_Taxes.exe 11oz Ceramic Mug – Dystopian Treasury Edition
    Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where your morning coffee tastes like burnt-out idealism and your taxes fuel missiles instead of Medicare. This mug features a retro terminal script that logs the truth no accountant dares to print: 78% to defense contractors, 15% to propaganda, and...
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  • 🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz Tumbler
    🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz Tumbler
    For the overachiever on the verge of a federal incident. The caffeine-fueled professional whose moral compass spins violently between justice and arson. You answer emails like legal depositions and suppress rage with frothy oat milk lattes. This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s protective gear. Designed...
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  • 🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz Tumbler
    🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz Tumbler
    Somewhere between burnout and capitalism’s love language lies this tumbler — your emotional support chalice for surviving another day in the simulation. It’s not just a drinkware item; it’s an existential prop in the tragicomedy of adluthood. Perfect for the overworked, the underpaid, and...
    $33.00
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  • 🇺🇸 Too Hot for a Cold War 4th of July Balloons Tumbler 20oz
    🇺🇸 Too Hot for a Cold War 4th of July Balloons Tumbler 20oz
    Too Hot for a Cold War — Stainless Steel Tumbler (20oz)Serve your rebellion piping hot. This 20oz stainless steel tumbler isn’t just a drink container — it’s a frontline weapon in the war against lukewarm mediocrity and bureaucratic bull. With vacuum insulation and double-wall...
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • 🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション
    🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション - Black
    Welcome to the pink dystopia — where justice is plastic, and caffeine is constitutional.This stainless steel tumbler is your emotional support accessory for late capitalism: glamorous, over-caffeinated, and unapologetically shiny. Inspired by 1980s dollcore nostalgia and vaporwave futurism, it’s the perfect companion for anyone...
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    $54.44
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