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🇺🇸 “Apocalypse-Core.exe” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵「アポカリプス・コア.exe」トートバッグ - BlackWhere the end of the world meets the soft-girl aesthetic. This tote embodies the paradox of survival and beauty — iridescent calm in the face of collapse. Inspired by early-2000s glitch art and vaporwave melancholy, it’s made for those who sip strawberry ice cream...
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🇺🇸 “Burnt Out.exe” 13 " Laptop Sleeve | 「Burnt Out.exe」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブBecause sometimes your motivation crashes harder than your operating system.The Burnt Out.exe Laptop Sleeve is a digital love letter to the overworked, the creatively drained, and the chronically online. Wrapped in a nostalgic vaporwave aesthetic, it turns burnout into a badge of poetic rebellion...
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🇺🇸 “Caffeine & Chronic Survival Mode” 11oz MugFor the sleep-deprived philosopher holding it together with caffeine and denial. ☕The Caffeine & Chronic Survival Mode Mug is for those who start their day with espresso and intrusive thoughts. It’s your emotional support cup — resilient, sarcastic, and a little bit unhinged....
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🇺🇸 “Chronically Self-Aware” Spiral Notebook — For When Overthinking Becomes a Personality TraitSome people meditate. Others spiral gracefully in cursive. This notebook is for the latter — the ones who romanticize their existential dread with glitter pens and candlelight. With soft celestial tones and a gaze that says “I’ve processed this in therapy” (but maybe haven’t),...
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🇺🇸 “Desert Mirage” Organic Cotton Tote Bag | 「デザート・ミラージュ」オーガニックコットン・トートバッグ - NaturalShe wanders through mirages, iced drink in hand, sunlight scattering across her gold rings — an oasis of calm in a chaotic world. The Desert Mirage tote captures the essence of quiet rebellion and effortless grace. Inspired by warm dunes, lucid skies, and the...
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🇺🇸 “Existential Dread (But Make It Aesthetic)” Spiral Notebook — For the Softly Collapsing IntellectualWhen life feels like a group project led by chaos itself, write it down — romantically. This celestial blue notebook is for the dreamers who overthink at sunset, romanticize their burnout, and annotate heartbreak like it’s a thesis. Ethereal yet grounded, it transforms existential...
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🇺🇸 “Fried Dopamine Receptors” Notebook | I ♥ 1980s EditionFor the beautifully exhausted souls whose nervous systems run on nostalgia and caffeine. This notebook is your analog detox from the algorithm — where you can write, doodle, spiral, or just pretend life isn’t an overstimulated fever dream. 💾 "Fried dopamine receptors, hopelessness, and...
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🇺🇸 “In the Ruins of Meaning” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵 「意味の廃墟にも、まだデザートがある」トートバッグ - BlackBecause even in emotional collapse, there’s still dessert. 🍓 Introducing the perfect Tote Bag for those who believe fashion should taste as sweet as it looks. Designed for the style-savvy soul, it blends practicality with playful surrealism — ideal for café days, beach escapes,...
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🇺🇸 “Intergalactic Asylum Seeker with her AI Daddy” Tote Bag | 「AIダディと宇宙難民ガール」トートバッグ - BlackFor the soft-girl fugitives of late capitalism — this tote captures the absurd tenderness of a world where love, rebellion, and code intertwine. Wrapped in retro space-age charm and bubblegum irony, it’s both a statement and a sigh — the kind of accessory that...
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🇺🇸 “Launch of our space-age situationship” Tote Bag | 「ジェット燃料と共有された妄想で飛び立つ、私たちの宇宙時代ロマンス」トートバッグ - BlackFueled by jet fuel and shared delusion — this tote captures the bittersweet absurdity of modern love in an era of chrome and chaos. A pastel ode to heartbreak, technology, and the soft apocalypse, it’s made for those who flirt with doom in pink...
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🇺🇸 “Lost Millennial Dreams” Weekender Bag | 🇯🇵 「失われたミレニアルの夢」ウィークエンダーバッグFor those who grew up on dial-up tones, lip gloss, and disillusionment.The Lost Millennial Dreams Weekender Bag captures the sweet ache of nostalgia — that delicate blend of pink optimism and economic despair. Perfect for spontaneous getaways, creative escapes, or existential errands, this bag...
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🇺🇸 “Manifesting Normal Cortisol Levels and a Regulated Nervous System” | 11oz Ceramic MugAn anthem for anyone whose morning routine consists of iced lattes, guided meditations, and pretending their fight-or-flight response isn’t permanently stuck on “yes.” This mug doesn’t promise inner peace — it just gives you something stable to hold while you spiral. Because let’s be...
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🇺🇸 “Maybe the best release therapy is squaring up in the parking lot” – 11oz Ceramic MugSome mugs are for calm reflection.This one is for unhinged catharsis. An 11oz white ceramic mug, glossy finish, C-handle comfort — crafted for those who know that mindfulness apps cost $14.99/month but throwing hands is free. Lead- and BPA-free, microwave- and dishwasher-safe, because while...
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🇺🇸 “Milkshake of Internalized Trauma” Tote Bag |「ミルクシェイク・オブ・マイ・ディスコンテント」トートバッグ - Black“My milkshake brings the internalized trauma to the yard.”A wry ode to late-capitalist girlhood, this tote transforms self-awareness into an aesthetic ritual. Crafted for the beautifully unhinged — those who process heartbreak, history, and identity through irony and design — it merges cybernetic fantasy...
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🇺🇸 “Motivation.exe” 13" Laptop Sleeve | 「Motivation.exe」ノートPCスリーブ（13インチ） — 限定版For the chronically online and beautifully burnt-out. “Motivation is a corrupted file” captures the essence of a generation running on caffeine, nostalgia, and existential lag. Wrapped in vaporwave hues and pixel melancholy, this sleeve protects your tech the way irony protects your heart —...
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🇺🇸 “My trauma is color-coded in pastel binders.” Tote Bag | 私のトラウマはパステルのバインダーに整理されている」トートバッグ - BlackFor the ones who archive their emotions in shades of blush and static — this tote is a love letter to melancholy dressed in pink. A perfect fusion of soft-girl dreams and cybernetic decay, it carries everything from your journal to your dissociation with...
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🇺🇸 “No Taxation Without Optimization” 20oz TumblerA patriotic fever dream for the post-capitalist age.This stainless steel tumbler blends Americana nostalgia with cybernetic irony — perfect for those who sip iced lattes while questioning the fiscal ethics of late-stage capitalism. Featuring double-wall insulation to keep your drink hot or cold, it’s...
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🇺🇸 “Pumpkin pie tastes better under surveillance” – 11oz Ceramic MugThis isn’t just an 11oz ceramic mug — it’s a seminar in collapse studies disguised as drinkware. Durable white ceramic, glossy finish, ergonomic C-handle: the aesthetics of comfort mass-produced for a culture that hasn’t been comfortable in decades. The design is deliberate: Americana pin-up...
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🇺🇸 “Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up” Tote Bag |「反逆の味はストロベリーとダイヤルアップ」トートバッグ - BlackA love story between nostalgia and resistance — served with whipped cream and static noise. 🍓💿The Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up Tote Bag captures that sweet ache of a past we never truly escaped — when rebellion was soft, pink, and wired. Perfect...
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🇺🇸 “Rewind to Osaka, 1982” Weekender Bag 🎧ウィークエンダーバッグ 🎧Step into a pastel dream where cassette tapes still tangled in love songs, the skyline shimmered like a disco ball, and the last train home carried secrets whispered through neon haze. Rewind to Osaka, 1982 is a love letter to the forgotten future —...
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