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  • 🇺🇸 “Lost Millennial Dreams” Weekender Bag | 🇯🇵 「失われたミレニアルの夢」ウィークエンダーバッグ
    🇺🇸 “Lost Millennial Dreams” Weekender Bag | 🇯🇵 「失われたミレニアルの夢」ウィークエンダーバッグ
    For those who grew up on dial-up tones, lip gloss, and disillusionment.The Lost Millennial Dreams Weekender Bag captures the sweet ache of nostalgia — that delicate blend of pink optimism and economic despair. Perfect for spontaneous getaways, creative escapes, or existential errands, this bag...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Manifesting Normal Cortisol Levels and a Regulated Nervous System” | 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸 “Manifesting Normal Cortisol Levels and a Regulated Nervous System” | 11oz Ceramic Mug
    An anthem for anyone whose morning routine consists of iced lattes, guided meditations, and pretending their fight-or-flight response isn’t permanently stuck on “yes.” This mug doesn’t promise inner peace — it just gives you something stable to hold while you spiral. Because let’s be...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Maybe the best release therapy is squaring up in the parking lot” – 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸 “Maybe the best release therapy is squaring up in the parking lot” – 11oz Ceramic Mug
    Some mugs are for calm reflection.This one is for unhinged catharsis. An 11oz white ceramic mug, glossy finish, C-handle comfort — crafted for those who know that mindfulness apps cost $14.99/month but throwing hands is free. Lead- and BPA-free, microwave- and dishwasher-safe, because while...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Milkshake of Internalized Trauma” Tote Bag |「ミルクシェイク・オブ・マイ・ディスコンテント」トートバッグ
    🇺🇸 “Milkshake of Internalized Trauma” Tote Bag |「ミルクシェイク・オブ・マイ・ディスコンテント」トートバッグ - Black
    “My milkshake brings the internalized trauma to the yard.”A wry ode to late-capitalist girlhood, this tote transforms self-awareness into an aesthetic ritual. Crafted for the beautifully unhinged — those who process heartbreak, history, and identity through irony and design — it merges cybernetic fantasy...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Motivation.exe” 13" Laptop Sleeve | 「Motivation.exe」ノートPCスリーブ（13インチ） — 限定版
    🇺🇸 “Motivation.exe” 13" Laptop Sleeve | 「Motivation.exe」ノートPCスリーブ（13インチ） — 限定版
    For the chronically online and beautifully burnt-out. “Motivation is a corrupted file” captures the essence of a generation running on caffeine, nostalgia, and existential lag. Wrapped in vaporwave hues and pixel melancholy, this sleeve protects your tech the way irony protects your heart —...
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  • 🇺🇸 “My trauma is color-coded in pastel binders.” Tote Bag | 私のトラウマはパステルのバインダーに整理されている」トートバッグ
    🇺🇸 “My trauma is color-coded in pastel binders.” Tote Bag | 私のトラウマはパステルのバインダーに整理されている」トートバッグ - Black
    For the ones who archive their emotions in shades of blush and static — this tote is a love letter to melancholy dressed in pink. A perfect fusion of soft-girl dreams and cybernetic decay, it carries everything from your journal to your dissociation with...
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  • 🇺🇸 “No Taxation Without Optimization” 20oz Tumbler
    🇺🇸 “No Taxation Without Optimization” 20oz Tumbler
    A patriotic fever dream for the post-capitalist age.This stainless steel tumbler blends Americana nostalgia with cybernetic irony — perfect for those who sip iced lattes while questioning the fiscal ethics of late-stage capitalism. Featuring double-wall insulation to keep your drink hot or cold, it’s...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Pumpkin pie tastes better under surveillance” – 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸 “Pumpkin pie tastes better under surveillance” – 11oz Ceramic Mug
    This isn’t just an 11oz ceramic mug — it’s a seminar in collapse studies disguised as drinkware. Durable white ceramic, glossy finish, ergonomic C-handle: the aesthetics of comfort mass-produced for a culture that hasn’t been comfortable in decades. The design is deliberate: Americana pin-up...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up” Tote Bag |「反逆の味はストロベリーとダイヤルアップ」トートバッグ
    🇺🇸 “Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up” Tote Bag |「反逆の味はストロベリーとダイヤルアップ」トートバッグ - Black
    A love story between nostalgia and resistance — served with whipped cream and static noise. 🍓💿The Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up Tote Bag captures that sweet ache of a past we never truly escaped — when rebellion was soft, pink, and wired. Perfect...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Rewind to Osaka, 1982” Weekender Bag 🎧ウィークエンダーバッグ 🎧
    🇺🇸 “Rewind to Osaka, 1982” Weekender Bag 🎧ウィークエンダーバッグ 🎧
    Step into a pastel dream where cassette tapes still tangled in love songs, the skyline shimmered like a disco ball, and the last train home carried secrets whispered through neon haze. Rewind to Osaka, 1982 is a love letter to the forgotten future —...
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    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 “Sentient Program, Buffering” Tote Bag | 「センティエント・プログラム：バッファリング」トートバッグ
    🇺🇸 “Sentient Program, Buffering” Tote Bag | 「センティエント・プログラム：バッファリング」トートバッグ - Black
    For the ones half-human, half-software — still learning how to feel. 🪞💾The Sentient Program, Buffering Tote Bag merges retro-futurist charm with everyday functionality. Designed for those navigating between reality and simulation, it’s perfect for beach escapes, creative commutes, or quiet rebellions at your local...
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  • 🇺🇸 “Soft Reboot Required for Human Feelings” Weekender Bag 💾人間の感情、再起動が必要です」ウィークエンダーバッグ 💾
    🇺🇸 “Soft Reboot Required for Human Feelings” Weekender Bag 💾人間の感情、再起動が必要です」ウィークエンダーバッグ 💾
    Because after years of late-stage capitalism, collapsing timelines, and chronic hypervigilance, emotional functionality is now a premium feature.This isn’t a bag — it’s a system patch for souls running on caffeine, cynicism, and the faint hope of collective healing.Throw in your keys, your crisis,...
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  • 🇺🇸 “The Vibes Won’t Fix Your Deadline” 13" Laptop Sleeve |「バイブスでは締め切りは救えない」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブ
    🇺🇸 “The Vibes Won’t Fix Your Deadline” 13" Laptop Sleeve |「バイブスでは締め切りは救えない」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブ - Black
    You can light your candle, open your notion tab, and play lo-fi beats for six hours straight —but the deadline? Still undefeated. Designed for the chronic procrastinator masquerading as a “creative perfectionist,” this sleeve is your emotional support armor in the war between ambition...
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  • 🇺🇸 “This Latte Cost Me My Soul (Plus Tax)” 11oz Mug
    🇺🇸 “This Latte Cost Me My Soul (Plus Tax)” 11oz Mug
    Welcome to Halloween in late-stage America — where the real horror is the receipt.For the modern witch juggling rent, caffeine dependency, and existential dread, this mug is both spell and statement piece. Sip your overpriced iced potion and remember: the collapse still looks chic...
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  • 🇺🇸 “This latte costs like the collapse of the middle class.” 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
    🇺🇸 “This latte costs like the collapse of the middle class.” 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
    A love letter to inflation, irony, and iced caffeine.Crafted for those who intellectualize their burnout and romanticize economic decline, this stainless steel tumbler keeps your drink as cold (or as hot) as your faith in capitalism. With a glossy finish and vacuum insulation, it’s...
    $30.00
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  • 🇺🇸 “You’ve Got to Win, Bitch” Journal – Strawberry Crown Edition 🇺🇸
    🇺🇸 “You’ve Got to Win, Bitch” Journal – Strawberry Crown Edition 🇺🇸
    Not your average notebook — this one’s for the dreamers with delusions of grandeur and caffeine addictions. The Crown Strawberry Shake Journal is where ambition meets aesthetic: a hardbound vault for chaotic genius, glittered thoughts, and late-night revenge plans disguised as poetry. Whether you’re...
    $21.00
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  • 🇺🇸 “☆My dream butterfly escaped☆” Tote Bag | 「☆夢のバタフライが逃げた☆」トートバッグ
    🇺🇸 “☆My dream butterfly escaped☆” Tote Bag | 「☆夢のバタフライが逃げた☆」トートバッグ - Black
    For the ones who chase beauty even as it dissolves into code — this tote captures the heartbreak of digital dreams and the tenderness of a fading memory. Wrapped in vaporwave lilac and pixel hearts, it’s nostalgia rendered in polyester — fragile, glittering, and...
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  • 🇺🇸"Can't Wait for the Next Flood" -11oz Mug
    🇺🇸"Can't Wait for the Next Flood" -11oz Mug
    Because the world’s on fire, the seas are rising, and you still have to log into Zoom. Tired of pretending everything’s fine while billionaires build rockets and the rest of us Google “ark dimensions DIY”? This 11oz mug is your sarcastic survival gear—a daily...
    $20.00
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  • 🇺🇸"Deadlines are my love language" 13" Laptop Sleeve
    🇺🇸"Deadlines are my love language" 13" Laptop Sleeve
    Because nothing says romance like panic and caffeine. For those who confuse adrenaline with affection and call burnout “passion,” this laptop sleeve is your emotional support armor — pink, chaotic, and painfully relatable. Wrapped in late-night delusion and rainbow despair, it’s the perfect reminder...
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  • 🇺🇸"Iced Nihilism with Notes of Almond"- 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸"Iced Nihilism with Notes of Almond"- 11oz Ceramic Mug
    Not your average tasting profile. This latte is brewed with existential dread, sweetened with futility, and finished with a delicate almond aftertaste for the illusion of choice. Ideal for philosophy students, office drones, or anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought: “Maybe...
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