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🇺🇸"It's Giving Pluto in Aquarius" -11oz Ceramic MugIt’s Giving Pluto in AquariusFeaturing Marie Antoinette. Serving powdered delusion and pre-revolution panic. Some mugs hold coffee.This one holds omens. Pluto in Aquarius is not subtle. Systems fray like wigs in the rain, cycles don’t repeat — they resurrect, half-mocking, half-monstrous. The air thickens...
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🇺🇸"Mentally on Do Not Disturb” Weekender Bag 💗ウィークエンダーバッグ 💗For when your body is present, but your brain is buffering.This pastel-pixel Y2K tote is for the girls who answer texts three business days later — if ever. Featuring vintage flip phones, sparkly keychains, and a bear who also needs therapy, this bag is...
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🇺🇸"No optimization without representation" - 11oz Ceramic MugThis 11oz mug is less about coffee and more about critique — a porcelain protest against the algorithmic empire. Durable white ceramic, shiny finish, and a comfortable C-handle make it practical; the imagery makes it prophecy. A cybernetic blonde in metallic pink, strawberries in...
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🇺🇸"One Nation Under Chronic Fatigue"- 11oz Ceramic MugThis mug is a hymn for the overworked, the under-slept, the chronically fatigued human machines powering a system that rewards exhaustion with… more exhaustion. Draped in pixelated flags, it’s equal parts satire and mirror: the American Dream served on ice, caffeine-dependent and mascara-smudged. Whether...
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🇺🇸"Overpriced Almond Milk & State Surveillance"- 11oz Ceramic MugThis isn’t just a latte. It’s a case study in paranoia — overpriced almond milk foamed with McCarthyism and sprinkled with a dash of state surveillance. The flavor profile is equal parts absurd and accurate: sweet on the tongue, bitter in the aftertaste, and...
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🇺🇸"She's beauty, she's grace, she's drowning in interest rates" - 11oz Ceramic MugShe’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s negotiating with compound interest like it’s a hostage situation. This mug isn’t just a vessel for caffeine — it’s a dissertation on late capitalism disguised as pastel kitsch. Between the strawberry milkshake aesthetic and the crushing awareness of adjustable...
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🇺🇸"Taxphobic" - 11oz Ceramic MugSome people fear spiders. Some fear the void. Others fear April 15th. This mug is dedicated to the taxphobic among us — the human machines who know that wage labor is already theft, and that “filing season” is just another ritual humiliation dressed up...
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🇺🇸"The American Dream tastes like instant coffee"- 11oz Ceramic MugA mug for the irony-poisoned, doomscrolling caffeine addict who knows that freedom was always a marketing campaign. At 11oz, it’s not just the standard measure for coffee — it’s the precise volume of existential dread required to survive another morning inside the simulation. Durable...
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🇺🇸"The Economy Runs on My Burnout"- 11oz Ceramic MugEvery empire needs fuel. Rome had slaves. The Industrial Revolution had coal. Late capitalism? It runs on your unpaid overtime, iced lattes, and the faint hum of collective exhaustion. This mug is the perfect companion for those who know that “self-care” is just another...
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🇺🇸1980s Plastic Tumbler with Straw - TransparentSip like it’s 1986. This retro-futuristic tumbler brings back the golden glow of booming GDPs, Reaganomics, and neon-lit optimism—back when your Walkman had batteries, the stock market had swagger, and your future came in pastel. Whether you’re toasting the good ol’ trickle-down days or...
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🇺🇸404: Emotional stability not found 13" Laptop Sleeve- Retro pc 「内なる平穏を求めて電源を入れた結果」13インチ - BlackYou booted up today hoping for inner peace, a manageable to-do list, and maybe — just maybe — a single uninterrupted thought. Instead? Panic attacks in 1080p, your childhood trauma speedrunning your brain, and the overwhelming urge to scream into a void that has...
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🇺🇸A Soft Girl in a Hard Machine – Tote Bag | ハードマシンの中のソフトガール – トートバッグ - BlackFor the digital dreamers and cyber-sirens, this tote is a love letter to softness in the age of steel. Adorned with strawberries, pearls, and the glint of chrome, it captures the paradox of our era — tender hearts inside high-functioning systems. Carry it to...
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🇺🇸Apron: Serving Recession Realness - Black“Serving Recession Realness” Apron Welcome to the frontlines of late-stage capitalism, where you cook dinner like you're auditioning for The Hunger Games: Food Stamp Edition. Groceries cost more than rent, eggs are now a controlled substance, and your kid just asked if “inflation” is...
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🇺🇸Beverly – Miami, 1988 Weekender Bag |ビバリー ― マイアミ、1988Miami, 1988 — humidity clung to ambition like perfume.Neon lights dripped down glass towers, and the air smelled faintly of salt, ambition, and expensive mistakes.Beverly walked through it all with her Walkman humming Tears for Fears, legal textbooks tucked under one arm, strawberry milkshake...
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🇺🇸Born in the Wrong Star System Tote - BlackFor the celestial misfits and cosmic overthinkers — the ones who’ve always suspected their soul got rerouted during intergalactic immigration. Whether you’re commuting through capitalism or communing with your higher self, this tote is your passport between worlds. Made from 100% OCS-certified organic cotton,...
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🇺🇸Can’t wait for aliens to pick me up 11oz MugSome mugs are for coffee.This one is for existential resignation wrapped in glossy ceramic. Crafted with a vibrant finish, it beams like a distress signal across the galaxy — part kitchenware, part cry for interstellar rescue. One size only: 11oz, because despair doesn’t need...
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🇺🇸Eye of Sahara Archive – Organic Cotton Tote Bag for Myth Makers & Memory Hoarders - BlackBefore the waters rose, there was Atlantis — radiant, defiant, and doomed.They say the priests carried their knowledge in vessels of gold, the poets in grief, and the survivors in silence. This tote is made in their likeness — an artifact for those who...
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🇺🇸GAME OVER Unisex Hoodie (emotionally, not aesthetically) - BlackYou ever just want to unplug from reality… but look good doing it? This hoodie’s got you. It’s soft enough to make your existential dread feel cozy, and stylish enough to convince your friends you’re “fine.” Made for the ones who game, scroll, and...
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🇺🇸Gen Z LifePath.exe Mug - Retro 2000s pc IUX 11oz Ceramic Mug“Existence is running… on iced coffee & dread.” Welcome to the simulation. This mug is not just ceramic — it’s a relic of an overstimulated generation, trapped between late capitalism and self-awareness. Inspired by retro operating systems and the quiet apocalypse of modern life,...
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🇺🇸It’s Giving 1984 –11oz Ceramic Black MugIt’s Giving 1984 – Black Mug When you wake up in a surveillance state disguised as a democracy, the least you deserve is a hot beverage in a mug that gets it. Say hello to the only mug that understands just how Orwellian your...
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