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    • 🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | Congressional Subpoena in Hell Edition
      🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | Congressional Subpoena in Hell Edition
      Hotter than a latte fresh off the subpoena printer. This mug is a love letter to democratic dysfunction, wrapped in holographic kitsch and strawberry milkshake energy. Perfect for mornings when caffeine feels less like a beverage and more like testimony under oath. Product Features:...
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    • 🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Cooked to Perfection Like the Constitution”
      🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Cooked to Perfection Like the Constitution”
      Some things age like fine pastry; others crumble like parchment left in a damp archive. This mug captures both truths. With raspberry tart visuals and a heroine serving kitchen-glam realness, it’s a reminder that America’s most sacred document is less divine revelation and more...
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    • 🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Earthbound Starseed”
      🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Earthbound Starseed”
      For the ones who know they don’t just drink coffee — they channel vibrations, realign timelines, and casually recall past lives in Atlantis before their morning meeting. This mug doesn’t care if you’re stuck in traffic, drowning in emails, or trying to astral project...
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    • 🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “End Credits Kiss / 終幕のキス”
      🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “End Credits Kiss / 終幕のキス”
      Not every ending is silence.Sometimes it’s the echo of a kiss — stolen between a human and a machine, somewhere above the earth, when the narrative collapses and only desire survives. This mug is a vessel for that moment: the quiet apocalypse of intimacy,...
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    • 🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “I Only Resonate in 528 Hz” Edition
      🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “I Only Resonate in 528 Hz” Edition
      Not a vessel. A sigil.This mug is attuned to the mythic frequency of 528 Hz — the so-called vibration of love, creation, and repair — whispered of in esoteric circles and conspiracy-laden forums alike. Between cosmic static and corporate collapse, it hums as an...
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      🇺🇸 Alien Sugar Daddy | 11oz Ceramic Mug
      🇺🇸 Alien Sugar Daddy | 11oz Ceramic Mug
      Earth is unlivable—on fire, underwater, and overrun with oligarchs cosplaying democracy. This mug is less a vessel and more a transmission: Houston, late-stage capitalism is unbearable—beam me up to my alien benefactor. Perfect for caffeine-fueled existential dread while the empire collapses in 4K. 11oz...
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    • 🇺🇸 Atlantean Memory | 11oz Ceramic Mug
      🇺🇸 Atlantean Memory | 11oz Ceramic Mug
      Sip from the ruins of forgotten empires. The Atlantean Memory mug is a relic of civilizations lost and futures already collapsing, dressed in celestial blue and mythic gold. A vessel for caffeine, prophecy, and late-night doomscrolling. 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough...
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    • 🇺🇸 Birthday Girl — The Futurism We Were Promised | バースデーガール — 約束された未来
      🇺🇸 Birthday Girl — The Futurism We Were Promised | バースデーガール — 約束された未来
      (Please note: the final Maryam Weekender does not include any printed text — this was a sample from our design archive.  /ご注意ください:最終版の「Maryam ウィークエンダー」には文字の印刷は含まれておりません。こちらはデザインアーカイブからのサンプルです。)   They say she was born in a decade when the future had a soundtrack.When every commercial break promised transcendenceand every...
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    • 🇺🇸 boot_nervous_system – 11oz Ceramic Mug
      🇺🇸 boot_nervous_system – 11oz Ceramic Mug
        Because nothing screams late-stage capitalism like waking up to an error code instead of inner peace. This glossy black ceramic mug captures the collective burnout of a generation running on cortisol and iced coffee while healthcare, housing, and stability remain “not found.” A...
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    • 🇺🇸 Cherry 3000 Weekender Bag
      🇺🇸 Cherry 3000 Weekender Bag
      Born in the static between 1986 and the end of the world, Cherry 3000 is part pin-up, part prototype — an android dream wired with sugar, starlight, and soft rebellion. She wears patriotism like an accessory and flirts with the apocalypse in pastel pink....
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    • 🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
      🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
      Democracy.exe (404 Not Found) Mug  Representative democracy.exe has stopped responding. Citizens.input ignored. Elections.sim stuck in loop. Welcome to the façade—where governance runs on corporate overrides and freedom exists only as a branding exercise. This black ceramic mug features retro-terminal code exposing the sham of...
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    • 🇺🇸 Diane – Seattle, 1986 Weekender Bag |ダイアン – シアトル、1986
      🇺🇸 Diane – Seattle, 1986 Weekender Bag |ダイアン – シアトル、1986
      In the gray sprawl of Seattle, 1986, Diane wasn’t looking for meaning — she was looking for friction.She was the kind of girl who stole her brother’s leather jacket, tore the sleeves off her own innocence, and spray-painted philosophy quotes behind the gym.Her hair...
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    • 🇺🇸 Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism Apron
      🇺🇸 Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism Apron - Black
       Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism You’re not just running errands, baking cookies, or answering emails — you’re surviving the collapse of modern civilization with nothing but caffeine, brute force, and delusion. This piece isn’t just apparel or drinkware — it’s a lifestyle...
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    • 🇺🇸 Giselle (1989)  Weekender Bag
      🇺🇸 Giselle (1989) Weekender Bag
      Before the internet ate the stars, there was Giselle — chrome curls, cherry lips, and heartbreak wrapped in hologram. She’s the sound of a synthwave sunset, the scent of strawberry milk and ozone. A creature of the neon 80s that never ended, Giselle doesn’t...
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    • 🇺🇸 Lady Liberty.exe — Founding Daddy Issues Edition 🍒
      🇺🇸 Lady Liberty.exe — Founding Daddy Issues Edition 🍒
      IBorn from chrome and cherry milkshakes, Lady Liberty.exe is the patron saint of rebellion, iced coffee, and generational disillusionment. Draped in the neon ghost of the American Dream, she sips on nostalgia while the flag flutters behind her — not in pride, but in...
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    • 🇺🇸 Manifesting + Spiraling Notebook | Cosmic Crisis Edition
      🇺🇸 Manifesting + Spiraling Notebook | Cosmic Crisis Edition
      For anyone who’s simultaneously manifesting their dream life and having a cosmic meltdown. This notebook is your emotional support diary — half celestial, half crisis. Write affirmations, intrusive thoughts, or the coordinates to your next reality glitch. ✨ “Manifesting + spiraling = this notebook”...
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    • 🇺🇸 MiSs_UnDeRsToOd_2004 Retro Vaporwave Spiral Notebook
      🇺🇸 MiSs_UnDeRsToOd_2004 Retro Vaporwave Spiral Notebook
      For those who grew up too online to ever log off. This spiral notebook captures the surreal beauty of early-internet adolescence — dreamy, pixel-soft nostalgia meets existential reflection. A vaporwave homage to an era of dial-up emotions and glittering MySpace hearts (no brands, no...
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    • 🇺🇸 Pay_Taxes.exe 11oz Ceramic Mug – Dystopian Treasury Edition
      🇺🇸 Pay_Taxes.exe 11oz Ceramic Mug – Dystopian Treasury Edition
      Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where your morning coffee tastes like burnt-out idealism and your taxes fuel missiles instead of Medicare. This mug features a retro terminal script that logs the truth no accountant dares to print: 78% to defense contractors, 15% to propaganda, and...
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    • 🇺🇸 Pixel Hearts & Strawberry Dreams Tote Bag- ピクセルハートのウィークエンダー
      🇺🇸 Pixel Hearts & Strawberry Dreams Tote Bag- ピクセルハートのウィークエンダー
      A love letter to early internet innocence — pink pixels, soft hearts, and strawberry nostalgia stitched into one dreamy weekender bag.Perfect for spontaneous trips, sleepovers, or pretending you’re escaping the simulation for the weekend.Its spacious design and sleek black handles balance Y2K playfulness with...
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    • 🇺🇸 Qamar weekender tote bag
      🇺🇸 Qamar weekender tote bag
      In the ruins of tomorrow’s luxury, Qamar still drinks her strawberry shake in style. Draped in latex and shadow, she’s a vision of post-oil glamour — a mirage between eras, where silk meets circuitry and desire tastes like nostalgia. This Weekender Bag channels her...
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