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  • 🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
    🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug
    Democracy.exe (404 Not Found) Mug  Representative democracy.exe has stopped responding. Citizens.input ignored. Elections.sim stuck in loop. Welcome to the façade—where governance runs on corporate overrides and freedom exists only as a branding exercise. This black ceramic mug features retro-terminal code exposing the sham of...
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  • 🇺🇸 Diane – Seattle, 1986 Weekender Bag |ダイアン – シアトル、1986
    🇺🇸 Diane – Seattle, 1986 Weekender Bag |ダイアン – シアトル、1986
    In the gray sprawl of Seattle, 1986, Diane wasn’t looking for meaning — she was looking for friction.She was the kind of girl who stole her brother’s leather jacket, tore the sleeves off her own innocence, and spray-painted philosophy quotes behind the gym.Her hair...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism Apron
    🇺🇸 Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism Apron - Black
     Fueled by Caffeine, Chaos, and Late-Stage Capitalism You’re not just running errands, baking cookies, or answering emails — you’re surviving the collapse of modern civilization with nothing but caffeine, brute force, and delusion. This piece isn’t just apparel or drinkware — it’s a lifestyle...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸 Giselle (1989) Weekender Bag
    🇺🇸 Giselle (1989) Weekender Bag
    Before the internet ate the stars, there was Giselle — chrome curls, cherry lips, and heartbreak wrapped in hologram. She’s the sound of a synthwave sunset, the scent of strawberry milk and ozone. A creature of the neon 80s that never ended, Giselle doesn’t...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Lady Liberty.exe — Founding Daddy Issues Edition 🍒
    🇺🇸 Lady Liberty.exe — Founding Daddy Issues Edition 🍒
    IBorn from chrome and cherry milkshakes, Lady Liberty.exe is the patron saint of rebellion, iced coffee, and generational disillusionment. Draped in the neon ghost of the American Dream, she sips on nostalgia while the flag flutters behind her — not in pride, but in...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Manifesting + Spiraling Notebook | Cosmic Crisis Edition
    🇺🇸 Manifesting + Spiraling Notebook | Cosmic Crisis Edition
    For anyone who’s simultaneously manifesting their dream life and having a cosmic meltdown. This notebook is your emotional support diary — half celestial, half crisis. Write affirmations, intrusive thoughts, or the coordinates to your next reality glitch. ✨ “Manifesting + spiraling = this notebook”...
    $13.00
    $13.00
  • 🇺🇸 MiSs_UnDeRsToOd_2004 Retro Vaporwave Spiral Notebook
    🇺🇸 MiSs_UnDeRsToOd_2004 Retro Vaporwave Spiral Notebook
    For those who grew up too online to ever log off. This spiral notebook captures the surreal beauty of early-internet adolescence — dreamy, pixel-soft nostalgia meets existential reflection. A vaporwave homage to an era of dial-up emotions and glittering MySpace hearts (no brands, no...
    $13.00
    $13.00
  • 🇺🇸 Pay_Taxes.exe 11oz Ceramic Mug – Dystopian Treasury Edition
    🇺🇸 Pay_Taxes.exe 11oz Ceramic Mug – Dystopian Treasury Edition
    Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where your morning coffee tastes like burnt-out idealism and your taxes fuel missiles instead of Medicare. This mug features a retro terminal script that logs the truth no accountant dares to print: 78% to defense contractors, 15% to propaganda, and...
    $20.00
    $20.00
  • 🇺🇸 Pixel Hearts & Strawberry Dreams Tote Bag- ピクセルハートのウィークエンダー
    🇺🇸 Pixel Hearts & Strawberry Dreams Tote Bag- ピクセルハートのウィークエンダー
    A love letter to early internet innocence — pink pixels, soft hearts, and strawberry nostalgia stitched into one dreamy weekender bag.Perfect for spontaneous trips, sleepovers, or pretending you’re escaping the simulation for the weekend.Its spacious design and sleek black handles balance Y2K playfulness with...
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • 🇺🇸 Qamar weekender tote bag
    🇺🇸 Qamar weekender tote bag
    In the ruins of tomorrow’s luxury, Qamar still drinks her strawberry shake in style. Draped in latex and shadow, she’s a vision of post-oil glamour — a mirage between eras, where silk meets circuitry and desire tastes like nostalgia. This Weekender Bag channels her...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Sabrina the Nightdriver – Indiana, 1986 | サブリナ・ザ・ナイトドライバー — インディアナ、1986
    🇺🇸 Sabrina the Nightdriver – Indiana, 1986 | サブリナ・ザ・ナイトドライバー — インディアナ、1986
    It’s Indiana, 1986.Gas is cheap, the sky is enormous, and the world smells faintly of rain and Cherry Coke.Sabrina spends her evenings driving nowhere — windows down, lip gloss shimmering like a promise, synthwave leaking from the dashboard like the hum of a half-remembered...
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    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Seasoned Like the National Debt Apron
    🇺🇸 Seasoned Like the National Debt Apron - Black
    🇺🇸 Seasoned Like the National Debt Apron Product Description:For the home cook who brings the same energy to the kitchen as Congress brings to fiscal policy: chaos, overcommitment, and a complete lack of restraint. The Seasoned Like the National Debt apron is here to...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸 Serving Pumpkin Spice and Debt-Servitude Couture 11 oz Mug
    🇺🇸 Serving Pumpkin Spice and Debt-Servitude Couture 11 oz Mug
    For the modern witch of the American workforce — caffeinated, overqualified, and spiritually bankrupt by Q4. This mug captures the essence of autumn under late capitalism: pumpkin spice, quiet despair, and a hint of delusional optimism. Sip your brew like it’s a survival ritual....
    $20.00
    $20.00
  • 🇺🇸 Socrates Walked So I Can Spiral — The Modern Prometheus Edition Tote Bag
    🇺🇸 Socrates Walked So I Can Spiral — The Modern Prometheus Edition Tote Bag - Black
    A gothic wink to the philosophers and romantics who overthink their way through the apocalypse.This tote reimagines a fragment from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein — not as horror, but as humor, a modern resurrection of thought and irony.Here, philosophy meets morbidity in a latte-sipping séance...
    $25.00
    $25.00
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  • 🇺🇸 Starborn Wanderer | 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸 Starborn Wanderer | 11oz Ceramic Mug
    For the drifters who sip iced lattes while orbiting late-stage capitalism. The Starborn Wanderer mug blends cosmic prophecy with American convenience, because even intergalactic pilgrims need a dishwasher-safe vessel. 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — resilient enough for wormholes and congressional subpoenas Glossy finish...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • 🇺🇸 Too Hot for a Cold War 4th of July Balloons Tumbler 20oz
    🇺🇸 Too Hot for a Cold War 4th of July Balloons Tumbler 20oz
    Too Hot for a Cold War — Stainless Steel Tumbler (20oz)Serve your rebellion piping hot. This 20oz stainless steel tumbler isn’t just a drink container — it’s a frontline weapon in the war against lukewarm mediocrity and bureaucratic bull. With vacuum insulation and double-wall...
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • 🇺🇸 Tote Bag – “Upload My Consciousness” Edition | トートバッグ –「意識アップロード」エディション
    🇺🇸 Tote Bag – “Upload My Consciousness” Edition | トートバッグ –「意識アップロード」エディション - Black
    For mornings when caffeine is your operating system. This tote blends cyberpunk wit with soft-girl energy — perfect for hauling your laptop, iced latte, and emotional code fragments. Whether you’re running errands or escaping late-stage capitalism in style, this bag says what you’re too...
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  • 🇺🇸 Weekender Beach Bag – “Cosmic Strawberry Shake” Edition | ウィークエンダー・ビーチバッグ –「コズミック・ストロベリー・シェイク」エディション
    🇺🇸 Weekender Beach Bag – “Cosmic Strawberry Shake” Edition | ウィークエンダー・ビーチバッグ –「コズミック・ストロベリー・シェイク」エディション
    Meet your new favorite escape essential — a retro-futurist Weekender Bag for the dreamers who sip strawberry milkshakes while plotting their next cosmic detour. Inspired by 80s Americana and space-age femininity, this bag captures that sweet spot between nostalgia and rebellion — equal parts...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸 Wounded Healer | 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸 Wounded Healer | 11oz Ceramic Mug
      Not all scars are meant to fade. Some become constellations. This Wounded Healer mug nods to Chiron’s paradox: the pain that breaks you is also the wisdom that remakes you—perfect for caffeine, prophecy, and the quiet ritual of showing up anyway. 11oz (0.33...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • 🇺🇸 “404: Don’t Miss Me When I’m Gone” Notebook | Early 2000s Cybercore Edition
    🇺🇸 “404: Don’t Miss Me When I’m Gone” Notebook | Early 2000s Cybercore Edition
    For those who still process heartbreak in pixel format. This 6” x 8” ruled spiral notebook channels early-2000s instant message melancholy, where digital longing met analog journaling. Designed for the ones who overthink goodbyes, archive screenshots like relics, and still type “brb” unironically. A...
    $13.00
    $13.00