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🇺🇸 Sabrina the Nightdriver – Indiana, 1986 | サブリナ・ザ・ナイトドライバー — インディアナ、1986It’s Indiana, 1986.Gas is cheap, the sky is enormous, and the world smells faintly of rain and Cherry Coke.Sabrina spends her evenings driving nowhere — windows down, lip gloss shimmering like a promise, synthwave leaking from the dashboard like the hum of a half-remembered...
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🇺🇸 Seasoned Like the National Debt Apron - Black🇺🇸 Seasoned Like the National Debt Apron Product Description:For the home cook who brings the same energy to the kitchen as Congress brings to fiscal policy: chaos, overcommitment, and a complete lack of restraint. The Seasoned Like the National Debt apron is here to...
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🇺🇸 Serving Pumpkin Spice and Debt-Servitude Couture 11 oz MugFor the modern witch of the American workforce — caffeinated, overqualified, and spiritually bankrupt by Q4. This mug captures the essence of autumn under late capitalism: pumpkin spice, quiet despair, and a hint of delusional optimism. Sip your brew like it’s a survival ritual....
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🇺🇸 Socrates Walked So I Can Spiral — The Modern Prometheus Edition Tote Bag - BlackA gothic wink to the philosophers and romantics who overthink their way through the apocalypse.This tote reimagines a fragment from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein — not as horror, but as humor, a modern resurrection of thought and irony.Here, philosophy meets morbidity in a latte-sipping séance...
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🇺🇸 Starborn Wanderer | 11oz Ceramic MugFor the drifters who sip iced lattes while orbiting late-stage capitalism. The Starborn Wanderer mug blends cosmic prophecy with American convenience, because even intergalactic pilgrims need a dishwasher-safe vessel. 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — resilient enough for wormholes and congressional subpoenas Glossy finish...
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🇺🇸 Too Hot for a Cold War 4th of July Balloons Tumbler 20ozToo Hot for a Cold War — Stainless Steel Tumbler (20oz)Serve your rebellion piping hot. This 20oz stainless steel tumbler isn’t just a drink container — it’s a frontline weapon in the war against lukewarm mediocrity and bureaucratic bull. With vacuum insulation and double-wall...
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🇺🇸 Tote Bag – “Upload My Consciousness” Edition | トートバッグ –「意識アップロード」エディション - BlackFor mornings when caffeine is your operating system. This tote blends cyberpunk wit with soft-girl energy — perfect for hauling your laptop, iced latte, and emotional code fragments. Whether you’re running errands or escaping late-stage capitalism in style, this bag says what you’re too...
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🇺🇸 Weekender Beach Bag – “Cosmic Strawberry Shake” Edition | ウィークエンダー・ビーチバッグ –「コズミック・ストロベリー・シェイク」エディションMeet your new favorite escape essential — a retro-futurist Weekender Bag for the dreamers who sip strawberry milkshakes while plotting their next cosmic detour. Inspired by 80s Americana and space-age femininity, this bag captures that sweet spot between nostalgia and rebellion — equal parts...
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🇺🇸 Wounded Healer | 11oz Ceramic MugNot all scars are meant to fade. Some become constellations. This Wounded Healer mug nods to Chiron’s paradox: the pain that breaks you is also the wisdom that remakes you—perfect for caffeine, prophecy, and the quiet ritual of showing up anyway. 11oz (0.33...
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🇺🇸 “404: Don’t Miss Me When I’m Gone” Notebook | Early 2000s Cybercore EditionFor those who still process heartbreak in pixel format. This 6” x 8” ruled spiral notebook channels early-2000s instant message melancholy, where digital longing met analog journaling. Designed for the ones who overthink goodbyes, archive screenshots like relics, and still type “brb” unironically. A...
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🇺🇸 “Apocalypse-Core.exe” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵「アポカリプス・コア.exe」トートバッグ - BlackWhere the end of the world meets the soft-girl aesthetic. This tote embodies the paradox of survival and beauty — iridescent calm in the face of collapse. Inspired by early-2000s glitch art and vaporwave melancholy, it’s made for those who sip strawberry ice cream...
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🇺🇸 “Burnt Out.exe” 13 " Laptop Sleeve | 「Burnt Out.exe」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブBecause sometimes your motivation crashes harder than your operating system.The Burnt Out.exe Laptop Sleeve is a digital love letter to the overworked, the creatively drained, and the chronically online. Wrapped in a nostalgic vaporwave aesthetic, it turns burnout into a badge of poetic rebellion...
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🇺🇸 “Caffeine & Chronic Survival Mode” 11oz MugFor the sleep-deprived philosopher holding it together with caffeine and denial. ☕The Caffeine & Chronic Survival Mode Mug is for those who start their day with espresso and intrusive thoughts. It’s your emotional support cup — resilient, sarcastic, and a little bit unhinged....
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🇺🇸 “Chronically Self-Aware” Spiral Notebook — For When Overthinking Becomes a Personality TraitSome people meditate. Others spiral gracefully in cursive. This notebook is for the latter — the ones who romanticize their existential dread with glitter pens and candlelight. With soft celestial tones and a gaze that says “I’ve processed this in therapy” (but maybe haven’t),...
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🇺🇸 “Desert Mirage” Organic Cotton Tote Bag | 「デザート・ミラージュ」オーガニックコットン・トートバッグ - NaturalShe wanders through mirages, iced drink in hand, sunlight scattering across her gold rings — an oasis of calm in a chaotic world. The Desert Mirage tote captures the essence of quiet rebellion and effortless grace. Inspired by warm dunes, lucid skies, and the...
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🇺🇸 “Existential Dread (But Make It Aesthetic)” Spiral Notebook — For the Softly Collapsing IntellectualWhen life feels like a group project led by chaos itself, write it down — romantically. This celestial blue notebook is for the dreamers who overthink at sunset, romanticize their burnout, and annotate heartbreak like it’s a thesis. Ethereal yet grounded, it transforms existential...
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🇺🇸 “Fried Dopamine Receptors” Notebook | I ♥ 1980s EditionFor the beautifully exhausted souls whose nervous systems run on nostalgia and caffeine. This notebook is your analog detox from the algorithm — where you can write, doodle, spiral, or just pretend life isn’t an overstimulated fever dream. 💾 "Fried dopamine receptors, hopelessness, and...
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🇺🇸 “In the Ruins of Meaning” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵 「意味の廃墟にも、まだデザートがある」トートバッグ - BlackBecause even in emotional collapse, there’s still dessert. 🍓 Introducing the perfect Tote Bag for those who believe fashion should taste as sweet as it looks. Designed for the style-savvy soul, it blends practicality with playful surrealism — ideal for café days, beach escapes,...
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🇺🇸 “Intergalactic Asylum Seeker with her AI Daddy” Tote Bag | 「AIダディと宇宙難民ガール」トートバッグ - BlackFor the soft-girl fugitives of late capitalism — this tote captures the absurd tenderness of a world where love, rebellion, and code intertwine. Wrapped in retro space-age charm and bubblegum irony, it’s both a statement and a sigh — the kind of accessory that...
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🇺🇸 “Launch of our space-age situationship” Tote Bag | 「ジェット燃料と共有された妄想で飛び立つ、私たちの宇宙時代ロマンス」トートバッグ - BlackFueled by jet fuel and shared delusion — this tote captures the bittersweet absurdity of modern love in an era of chrome and chaos. A pastel ode to heartbreak, technology, and the soft apocalypse, it’s made for those who flirt with doom in pink...
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