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If you find yourself more and more mesmerized by the depths to which congress can sink to, our fruity themed tumblers will surely help you express this while enjoying a good drink.

Special collection dedicated to the nostalgic 80s babies reminiscing about a golden era of discography and cinematography long gone but never forgotten.

Browse through our special collection dedicated to those who are more academically inclined.

If you've achieved all the milestones of adulthood dictated by society but you find yourself feeling like a self-employed clown because all you feel is fed up, scammed, exhausted, and wishing you could've just stayed a child, this collection is perfect for you.

If you've had enough of biting your tongue at backhanded comments or having to fake friendships to not cause a scene during big gatherings, we created this merch to help you express your feelings.

For those who feel that they've wasted their energy pursuing relationships instead of pursuing their one true love (issued by the federal reserve).

For those who don't have 500k saved to pay a decent existence for future offspring. Your pets still count!