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🇺🇸It’s Giving Existential Angst Weekender Bag 🍓|🍓 「イッツ・ギビング・エグジステンシャル・アングスト」ウィークエンダーバッグ 🍓For the girlies running on iced coffee, student loans, and unresolved philosophical dread. This pastel-coded weekender is your emotional support bag — ideal for spontaneous getaways, late-capitalist breakdowns, or disappearing into a strawberry-scented simulation. Designed with 100% spun polyester, it’s light yet durable...
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🇺🇸Jeanine the Retrobabe (1987) Weekender Bag | Beach Bag |ジニーン・ザ・レトロベイブ（ダコタ、1987）ウィークエンダーバッグThey say Dakota, 1987 was all dust, diners, and dial-up dreams — but Jeanine saw it differently.To her, every parking lot was a runway, every convenience store a confessional.She wore cherry lipstick like armor and kept a Walkman in her bag, whispering Blondie lyrics...
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🇺🇸Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron - Black🍰 Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron Because late-stage capitalism doesn’t season itself. This isn’t just an apron. It’s a full-body cry for help disguised as kitchen couture. Whether you’re rage-baking at 2am, feeding friends out of trauma-bonded obligation, or distracting yourself...
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🇺🇸Maryam Weekender Bag | メアリム — ロマンチック・トランジット(Please note: the final Maryam Weekender does not include any printed text — this was a sample from our design archive. /ご注意ください：最終版の「Maryam ウィークエンダー」には文字の印刷は含まれておりません。こちらはデザインアーカイブからのサンプルです。) Our Maryam Weekender is inspired by a philocalist spirit —a seeker of beauty who travels through scent and silence.It carries the...
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🇺🇸Should've Never Logged Off MSN Retro PC 13" Laptop SleeveYou were 13, wearing a hoodie soaked in Axe and self-loathing.Typing “lol” with tears in your eyes.She logged off.You logged off.The butterfly disappeared.So did your will to live. And now here you are—25, 29, 34—grinding through the algorithmic meat grinder called “a career,”...
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🇺🇸Taylor the Dreamer (Montana, 1988) Weekender Bag | テイラー・ザ・ドリーマー（モンタナ、1988）ウィークエンダーバッグTaylor came of age in Montana, 1988, where everything smelled faintly of distance.Gasoline, sagebrush, horse sweat, wet pine — the lexicon of a country that worships motion.Her first memories were stitched into American iconography: campfires in aluminum campgrounds, soda cans clattering in the back...
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🇺🇸Tote Bag – “Space Refuge” Edition - BlackBorn for the soft life, forced to be a space refugee — this tote captures the bittersweet poetry of existing in a world that’s both beautiful and collapsing. A love letter to the modern dreamer: iridescent, caffeinated, and slightly disillusioned. Perfect for coffee runs,...
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🇺🇸“boot_life.exe” 11oz Mug — Debugging Existence☕ “boot_life.exe” Mug — Debugging Existence 🇺🇸 Welcome to late-stage capitalism: where your nervous system is fried, your rent is due, and your soil is as demineralized as your soul. This mug reads like a system crash log for humanity: affordability.sys not found, taxes.dll...
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🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz TumblerFor the overachiever on the verge of a federal incident. The caffeine-fueled professional whose moral compass spins violently between justice and arson. You answer emails like legal depositions and suppress rage with frothy oat milk lattes. This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s protective gear. Designed...
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🇺🇸“Empathy File Corrupted.” Please Reboot Unisex Hoodie 🇯🇵共感ファイル破損」— 再起動が必要です。 - BlackEver feel like your emotions have blue-screened? Same.This hoodie is for the ones running on iced coffee and system errors — soft enough to wear during your next emotional reboot and ironic enough to make it fashion. Perfect for gamers, dreamers, and anyone whose...
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🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz TumblerSomewhere between burnout and capitalism’s love language lies this tumbler — your emotional support chalice for surviving another day in the simulation. It’s not just a drinkware item; it’s an existential prop in the tragicomedy of adluthood. Perfect for the overworked, the underpaid, and...
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🇺🇸“My Paycheck Melted, But Not My Iced Latte”Stainless Steel Tumbler - 20oz | ステンレスタンブラー「私の給料は溶けたけど、アイスラテはまだ冷たい」エディション - WhiteFor the ones holding it together with caffeine, irony, and quiet political rage — meet your new hydration sidekick. Crafted from durable stainless steel with a glossy finish that reflects both sunlight and late-stage capitalism, this 20oz tumbler keeps your latte cold while the...
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🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション - BlackWelcome to the pink dystopia — where justice is plastic, and caffeine is constitutional.This stainless steel tumbler is your emotional support accessory for late capitalism: glamorous, over-caffeinated, and unapologetically shiny. Inspired by 1980s dollcore nostalgia and vaporwave futurism, it’s the perfect companion for anyone...
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🇺🇸“This Planet is Ghetto AF LOL” – 11 oz Black Ceramic MugFor the intergalactic burnout who’s seen enough of Earth’s nonsense and still needs their morning caffeine to cope. Whether you’re surviving capitalism, cosmic despair, or another group chat, this mug understands. Sleek, black, and existentially aware, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever...
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🇺🇸“You Gotta Win, Sis” Spiral NotebookThis isn’t your average notebook — it’s a manifesto for the soft girl with a steel core. For the dreamers who journal their way through chaos, sip iced lattes while plotting revenge arcs, and refuse to settle for participation trophies. Every page is a...
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🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic MugWelcome to the Halloween special of late-stage existence — where witches drink cold brew instead of blood and capitalism is the real haunted house. This mug isn’t just a vessel for your caffeine; it’s a daily reminder that adulthood is mostly deciding whether...
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🇺🇸🇯🇵 11oz Ceramic Mug | Côte d’Azur x World War 3 Edition | コートダジュール x 第三次世界大戦エディションBecause nothing screams late capitalism like sipping iced coffee while being spiritually in Côte d’Azur, physically in the trenches of World War 3. This mug juxtaposes pastel seaside escapism with the doomscroll-era condition: half nostalgia, half apocalypse, fully caffeinated. Featuring bilingual text (English +...
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