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  • 🇺🇸"The Economy Runs on My Burnout"- 11oz Ceramic Mug
    🇺🇸"The Economy Runs on My Burnout"- 11oz Ceramic Mug
    Every empire needs fuel. Rome had slaves. The Industrial Revolution had coal. Late capitalism? It runs on your unpaid overtime, iced lattes, and the faint hum of collective exhaustion. This mug is the perfect companion for those who know that “self-care” is just another...
    $20.00
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  • 🇺🇸1980s Plastic Tumbler with Straw
    🇺🇸1980s Plastic Tumbler with Straw - Transparent
    Sip like it’s 1986. This retro-futuristic tumbler brings back the golden glow of booming GDPs, Reaganomics, and neon-lit optimism—back when your Walkman had batteries, the stock market had swagger, and your future came in pastel. Whether you’re toasting the good ol’ trickle-down days or...
    $13.00
    $13.00
  • 🇺🇸404: Emotional stability not found 13" Laptop Sleeve- Retro pc 「内なる平穏を求めて電源を入れた結果」13インチ
    🇺🇸404: Emotional stability not found 13" Laptop Sleeve- Retro pc 「内なる平穏を求めて電源を入れた結果」13インチ - Black
    You booted up today hoping for inner peace, a manageable to-do list, and maybe — just maybe — a single uninterrupted thought. Instead? Panic attacks in 1080p, your childhood trauma speedrunning your brain, and the overwhelming urge to scream into a void that has...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸A Soft Girl in a Hard Machine – Tote Bag | ハードマシンの中のソフトガール – トートバッグ
    🇺🇸A Soft Girl in a Hard Machine – Tote Bag | ハードマシンの中のソフトガール – トートバッグ - Black
    For the digital dreamers and cyber-sirens, this tote is a love letter to softness in the age of steel. Adorned with strawberries, pearls, and the glint of chrome, it captures the paradox of our era — tender hearts inside high-functioning systems. Carry it to...
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  • 🇺🇸Apron: Serving Recession Realness
    🇺🇸Apron: Serving Recession Realness - Black
    “Serving Recession Realness” Apron Welcome to the frontlines of late-stage capitalism, where you cook dinner like you're auditioning for The Hunger Games: Food Stamp Edition. Groceries cost more than rent, eggs are now a controlled substance, and your kid just asked if “inflation” is...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸Beverly – Miami, 1988 Weekender Bag |ビバリー ― マイアミ、1988
    🇺🇸Beverly – Miami, 1988 Weekender Bag |ビバリー ― マイアミ、1988
    Miami, 1988 — humidity clung to ambition like perfume.Neon lights dripped down glass towers, and the air smelled faintly of salt, ambition, and expensive mistakes.Beverly walked through it all with her Walkman humming Tears for Fears, legal textbooks tucked under one arm, strawberry milkshake...
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  • 🇺🇸Born in the Wrong Star System Tote
    🇺🇸Born in the Wrong Star System Tote - Black
    For the celestial misfits and cosmic overthinkers — the ones who’ve always suspected their soul got rerouted during intergalactic immigration. Whether you’re commuting through capitalism or communing with your higher self, this tote is your passport between worlds. Made from 100% OCS-certified organic cotton,...
    $18.28
    $18.28
  • 🇺🇸Can’t wait for aliens to pick me up 11oz Mug
    🇺🇸Can’t wait for aliens to pick me up 11oz Mug
    Some mugs are for coffee.This one is for existential resignation wrapped in glossy ceramic. Crafted with a vibrant finish, it beams like a distress signal across the galaxy — part kitchenware, part cry for interstellar rescue. One size only: 11oz, because despair doesn’t need...
    $15.00
    $15.00
  • 🇺🇸Eye of Sahara Archive – Organic Cotton Tote Bag for Myth Makers & Memory Hoarders
    🇺🇸Eye of Sahara Archive – Organic Cotton Tote Bag for Myth Makers & Memory Hoarders - Black
    Before the waters rose, there was Atlantis — radiant, defiant, and doomed.They say the priests carried their knowledge in vessels of gold, the poets in grief, and the survivors in silence. This tote is made in their likeness — an artifact for those who...
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    $20.00
  • 🇺🇸It’s Giving Existential Angst Weekender Bag 🍓|🍓 「イッツ・ギビング・エグジステンシャル・アングスト」ウィークエンダーバッグ 🍓
    🇺🇸It’s Giving Existential Angst Weekender Bag 🍓|🍓 「イッツ・ギビング・エグジステンシャル・アングスト」ウィークエンダーバッグ 🍓
      For the girlies running on iced coffee, student loans, and unresolved philosophical dread. This pastel-coded weekender is your emotional support bag — ideal for spontaneous getaways, late-capitalist breakdowns, or disappearing into a strawberry-scented simulation. Designed with 100% spun polyester, it’s light yet durable...
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • 🇺🇸Jeanine the Retrobabe (1987) Weekender Bag | Beach Bag |ジニーン・ザ・レトロベイブ（ダコタ、1987）ウィークエンダーバッグ
    🇺🇸Jeanine the Retrobabe (1987) Weekender Bag | Beach Bag |ジニーン・ザ・レトロベイブ（ダコタ、1987）ウィークエンダーバッグ
    They say Dakota, 1987 was all dust, diners, and dial-up dreams — but Jeanine saw it differently.To her, every parking lot was a runway, every convenience store a confessional.She wore cherry lipstick like armor and kept a Walkman in her bag, whispering Blondie lyrics...
    $45.00
    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron
    🇺🇸Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron - Black
    🍰 Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron Because late-stage capitalism doesn’t season itself. This isn’t just an apron. It’s a full-body cry for help disguised as kitchen couture. Whether you’re rage-baking at 2am, feeding friends out of trauma-bonded obligation, or distracting yourself...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸Maryam Weekender Bag | メアリム — ロマンチック・トランジット
    🇺🇸Maryam Weekender Bag | メアリム — ロマンチック・トランジット
    (Please note: the final Maryam Weekender does not include any printed text — this was a sample from our design archive.  /ご注意ください：最終版の「Maryam ウィークエンダー」には文字の印刷は含まれておりません。こちらはデザインアーカイブからのサンプルです。) Our Maryam Weekender is inspired by a philocalist spirit —a seeker of beauty who travels through scent and silence.It carries the...
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  • 🇺🇸Taylor the Dreamer (Montana, 1988) Weekender Bag | テイラー・ザ・ドリーマー（モンタナ、1988）ウィークエンダーバッグ
    🇺🇸Taylor the Dreamer (Montana, 1988) Weekender Bag | テイラー・ザ・ドリーマー（モンタナ、1988）ウィークエンダーバッグ
    Taylor came of age in Montana, 1988, where everything smelled faintly of distance.Gasoline, sagebrush, horse sweat, wet pine — the lexicon of a country that worships motion.Her first memories were stitched into American iconography: campfires in aluminum campgrounds, soda cans clattering in the back...
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    $45.00
  • 🇺🇸Tote Bag – “Space Refuge” Edition
    🇺🇸Tote Bag – “Space Refuge” Edition - Black
    Born for the soft life, forced to be a space refugee — this tote captures the bittersweet poetry of existing in a world that’s both beautiful and collapsing. A love letter to the modern dreamer: iridescent, caffeinated, and slightly disillusioned. Perfect for coffee runs,...
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  • 🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz Tumbler
    🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz Tumbler
    For the overachiever on the verge of a federal incident. The caffeine-fueled professional whose moral compass spins violently between justice and arson. You answer emails like legal depositions and suppress rage with frothy oat milk lattes. This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s protective gear. Designed...
    $33.00
    $33.00
  • 🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz Tumbler
    🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz Tumbler
    Somewhere between burnout and capitalism’s love language lies this tumbler — your emotional support chalice for surviving another day in the simulation. It’s not just a drinkware item; it’s an existential prop in the tragicomedy of adluthood. Perfect for the overworked, the underpaid, and...
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  • 🇺🇸“My Paycheck Melted, But Not My Iced Latte”Stainless Steel Tumbler - 20oz | ステンレスタンブラー「私の給料は溶けたけど、アイスラテはまだ冷たい」エディション
    🇺🇸“My Paycheck Melted, But Not My Iced Latte”Stainless Steel Tumbler - 20oz | ステンレスタンブラー「私の給料は溶けたけど、アイスラテはまだ冷たい」エディション - White
    For the ones holding it together with caffeine, irony, and quiet political rage — meet your new hydration sidekick. Crafted from durable stainless steel with a glossy finish that reflects both sunlight and late-stage capitalism, this 20oz tumbler keeps your latte cold while the...
    $28.31
    $28.31
  • 🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション
    🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション - Black
    Welcome to the pink dystopia — where justice is plastic, and caffeine is constitutional.This stainless steel tumbler is your emotional support accessory for late capitalism: glamorous, over-caffeinated, and unapologetically shiny. Inspired by 1980s dollcore nostalgia and vaporwave futurism, it’s the perfect companion for anyone...
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  • 🇺🇸“You Gotta Win, Sis” Spiral Notebook
    🇺🇸“You Gotta Win, Sis” Spiral Notebook
    This isn’t your average notebook — it’s a manifesto for the soft girl with a steel core. For the dreamers who journal their way through chaos, sip iced lattes while plotting revenge arcs, and refuse to settle for participation trophies. Every page is a...
    $13.00
    $13.00