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🇺🇸404: Emotional stability not found 13" Laptop Sleeve- Retro pc 「内なる平穏を求めて電源を入れた結果」13インチ - BlackYou booted up today hoping for inner peace, a manageable to-do list, and maybe — just maybe — a single uninterrupted thought. Instead? Panic attacks in 1080p, your childhood trauma speedrunning your brain, and the overwhelming urge to scream into a void that has...
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🇺🇸A Soft Girl in a Hard Machine – Tote Bag | ハードマシンの中のソフトガール – トートバッグ - BlackFor the digital dreamers and cyber-sirens, this tote is a love letter to softness in the age of steel. Adorned with strawberries, pearls, and the glint of chrome, it captures the paradox of our era — tender hearts inside high-functioning systems. Carry it to...
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🇺🇸Apron: Serving Recession Realness - Black“Serving Recession Realness” Apron Welcome to the frontlines of late-stage capitalism, where you cook dinner like you're auditioning for The Hunger Games: Food Stamp Edition. Groceries cost more than rent, eggs are now a controlled substance, and your kid just asked if “inflation” is...
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🇺🇸Beverly – Miami, 1988 Weekender Bag |ビバリー ― マイアミ、1988Miami, 1988 — humidity clung to ambition like perfume.Neon lights dripped down glass towers, and the air smelled faintly of salt, ambition, and expensive mistakes.Beverly walked through it all with her Walkman humming Tears for Fears, legal textbooks tucked under one arm, strawberry milkshake...
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🇺🇸Born in the Wrong Star System Tote - BlackFor the celestial misfits and cosmic overthinkers — the ones who’ve always suspected their soul got rerouted during intergalactic immigration. Whether you’re commuting through capitalism or communing with your higher self, this tote is your passport between worlds. Made from 100% OCS-certified organic cotton,...
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🇺🇸Can’t wait for aliens to pick me up 11oz MugSome mugs are for coffee.This one is for existential resignation wrapped in glossy ceramic. Crafted with a vibrant finish, it beams like a distress signal across the galaxy — part kitchenware, part cry for interstellar rescue. One size only: 11oz, because despair doesn’t need...
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🇺🇸Eye of Sahara Archive – Organic Cotton Tote Bag for Myth Makers & Memory Hoarders - BlackBefore the waters rose, there was Atlantis — radiant, defiant, and doomed.They say the priests carried their knowledge in vessels of gold, the poets in grief, and the survivors in silence. This tote is made in their likeness — an artifact for those who...
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🇺🇸GAME OVER Unisex Hoodie (emotionally, not aesthetically) - BlackYou ever just want to unplug from reality… but look good doing it? This hoodie’s got you. It’s soft enough to make your existential dread feel cozy, and stylish enough to convince your friends you’re “fine.” Made for the ones who game, scroll, and...
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🇺🇸Gen Z LifePath.exe Mug - Retro 2000s pc IUX 11oz Ceramic Mug“Existence is running… on iced coffee & dread.” Welcome to the simulation. This mug is not just ceramic — it’s a relic of an overstimulated generation, trapped between late capitalism and self-awareness. Inspired by retro operating systems and the quiet apocalypse of modern life,...
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🇺🇸It’s Giving 1984 –11oz Ceramic Black MugIt’s Giving 1984 – Black Mug When you wake up in a surveillance state disguised as a democracy, the least you deserve is a hot beverage in a mug that gets it. Say hello to the only mug that understands just how Orwellian your...
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🇺🇸It’s Giving Existential Angst Weekender Bag 🍓|🍓 「イッツ・ギビング・エグジステンシャル・アングスト」ウィークエンダーバッグ 🍓For the girlies running on iced coffee, student loans, and unresolved philosophical dread. This pastel-coded weekender is your emotional support bag — ideal for spontaneous getaways, late-capitalist breakdowns, or disappearing into a strawberry-scented simulation. Designed with 100% spun polyester, it’s light yet durable...
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🇺🇸Jeanine the Retrobabe (1987) Weekender Bag | Beach Bag |ジニーン・ザ・レトロベイブ（ダコタ、1987）ウィークエンダーバッグThey say Dakota, 1987 was all dust, diners, and dial-up dreams — but Jeanine saw it differently.To her, every parking lot was a runway, every convenience store a confessional.She wore cherry lipstick like armor and kept a Walkman in her bag, whispering Blondie lyrics...
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🇺🇸Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron - Black🍰 Made with Burnout, Debt, and Government Distrust Apron Because late-stage capitalism doesn’t season itself. This isn’t just an apron. It’s a full-body cry for help disguised as kitchen couture. Whether you’re rage-baking at 2am, feeding friends out of trauma-bonded obligation, or distracting yourself...
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🇺🇸Maryam Weekender Bag | メアリム — ロマンチック・トランジット(Please note: the final Maryam Weekender does not include any printed text — this was a sample from our design archive. /ご注意ください：最終版の「Maryam ウィークエンダー」には文字の印刷は含まれておりません。こちらはデザインアーカイブからのサンプルです。) Our Maryam Weekender is inspired by a philocalist spirit —a seeker of beauty who travels through scent and silence.It carries the...
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🇺🇸Should've Never Logged Off MSN Retro PC 13" Laptop SleeveYou were 13, wearing a hoodie soaked in Axe and self-loathing.Typing “lol” with tears in your eyes.She logged off.You logged off.The butterfly disappeared.So did your will to live. And now here you are—25, 29, 34—grinding through the algorithmic meat grinder called “a career,”...
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🇺🇸Taylor the Dreamer (Montana, 1988) Weekender Bag | テイラー・ザ・ドリーマー（モンタナ、1988）ウィークエンダーバッグTaylor came of age in Montana, 1988, where everything smelled faintly of distance.Gasoline, sagebrush, horse sweat, wet pine — the lexicon of a country that worships motion.Her first memories were stitched into American iconography: campfires in aluminum campgrounds, soda cans clattering in the back...
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🇺🇸Tote Bag – “Space Refuge” Edition - BlackBorn for the soft life, forced to be a space refugee — this tote captures the bittersweet poetry of existing in a world that’s both beautiful and collapsing. A love letter to the modern dreamer: iridescent, caffeinated, and slightly disillusioned. Perfect for coffee runs,...
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🇺🇸“boot_life.exe” 11oz Mug — Debugging Existence☕ “boot_life.exe” Mug — Debugging Existence 🇺🇸 Welcome to late-stage capitalism: where your nervous system is fried, your rent is due, and your soil is as demineralized as your soul. This mug reads like a system crash log for humanity: affordability.sys not found, taxes.dll...
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🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz TumblerFor the overachiever on the verge of a federal incident. The caffeine-fueled professional whose moral compass spins violently between justice and arson. You answer emails like legal depositions and suppress rage with frothy oat milk lattes. This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s protective gear. Designed...
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🇺🇸“Empathy File Corrupted.” Please Reboot Unisex Hoodie 🇯🇵共感ファイル破損」— 再起動が必要です。 - BlackEver feel like your emotions have blue-screened? Same.This hoodie is for the ones running on iced coffee and system errors — soft enough to wear during your next emotional reboot and ironic enough to make it fashion. Perfect for gamers, dreamers, and anyone whose...
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